Dear Little Newspaper I Get for Free And Which I Like Despite It Publishing Pages of Letters Written by Ignorant Cranks Each Week:

The children in your photograph are not “learning about Native American culture,” as you have captioned it. 

They can’t be.

Cuz there is no fucking thing as “Native American culture.”

The nations of people who lived on this continent long before being classified “American”-anything were not a monolith. They were not homogeneous. They did not have a culture.

You should know better! Honestly.

Thank you.

 - Jack